Emergency Ass wipe

Have you guys been in a situation where you really got to take #2, and ran to the restroom, do your thing, then find out that there is no toilet paper.

I guess you could sacrifice your $20 bill and wipe your ass with it, or hope that your ass is dry and you don't need to wipe your ass, and just pull up your underwear.

Well, over 20 years ago, my father told me how to wipe your ass with very small piece of paper. Never actually tried it, but this is how it works.




Have fun and good luck to you if you ever have to do this for real.